it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
(Thay said a cat could read my blog and i feel so proud)
This was beautiful timing on my dash
Rugrats was deep.
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Do you ever try to handle stuff like an adult but then when its too much and you’re only 18 and your job won’t stop scheduling you too much and you have wayyyy too much to do for school and your career and you future and you need sleep because you come home late and go school early so you try to talk to someone close to you and they tell you to “stop bitching” and “grow up” and sort of just sit there and tear up an try not to cry about it because you have to grow up and be better than this and manage your time wisely but its still too much coming in so you just sort of sit there helpless and mad and scared and freaking out because you are too young to automatically know what to do?
I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.
You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.
After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
hobbit fans, next year at the oscars we will rise. best leading actor, best picture, best cinematography, best costume design, best foreign language film, best documentary, best animated film. we’re taking everything.
"but you have no right!" we have the only right.
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