foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

oh my god

holysheerios:

Int: There's a sexual vibe there, also.
Ed: On the second album?
Int: Yeah!
(X)

They get the important answers

(Source: oldedsheeran)

(Source: nayx)

a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

grassfire:

"my son," i say fondly to a 500lb krogan wielding a shotgun bigger than my head. "my beautiful son."

sparkafterdark:

sparkafterdark:

The world isn’t ready

Whatever let’s bring this back for another go

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

image

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

(Source: humortrain)

ma-doki-doki:

atla-gifs:

toph putting up posters

requested by tempesteacup

talisguy: One of the many, many, many things I can’t believe about this show is that they managed to make a running gag out of a person’s blindness, and yet it NEVER gets offensive. 

the thing about atla is that it was never someone else joking about toph being blind it was HER accepting and having fun with it and that made her stronger and everyone nicer just YES